Porn Stache

I've participated in MoVember for the past several years.  Although I'm not a part of it this year, I wanted to post this little story from a few years back:

I work at a high school where whatever I wear, whatever day, gets commented on.  The first comment this MoVember was a random kid walking down the hall, taunting, "Halloween is over!", followed quickly by a "Shave that ugly off your face".  Coworkers have been asking if I'm French,  or re-introducing themselves to me. 

Today, I brought coffee to a coworker.  To deliver the coffee, I had to walk into her class. As I walked to the front of the room, it started.  "Nice stache!" said an unnamed kid into his slightly cuffed palm.  "Thank you," said my colleague.  As I'm about to exit the room, one student's goodbye(?) was to yell, "Haaah, check out that Porn Star Stache."

The class erupted.  I went on my way.  

#Movember